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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

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Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

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People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

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Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

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If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

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I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

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I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

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The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

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The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

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I love it when God gives me money.

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They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

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“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

79 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

29 shares on Threads this month:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

45 shares on Slack this month:

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

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I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

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My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

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My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

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I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

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Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

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