Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar… 🌟Looks like they didn't planet that way! 🪐😂✨" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick. A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet. Is Mercury in reggaeton? If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth. Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.
