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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

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“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

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Can’t, holding a grudge.

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You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?