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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a…

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a…

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"Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar… 🌟Looks like they didn't planet that way! 🪐😂✨"

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