Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a… Commentary:"Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar… 🌟Looks like they didn't planet that way! 🪐😂✨" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick. A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet. Is Mercury in reggaeton? I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress. The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.