Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way. Commentary:"Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar… 🌟Looks like they didn't planet that way! 🪐😂✨" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick. A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet. Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks. Is Mercury in reggaeton? I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.
