Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFreddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet. If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth. I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth. Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much. I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.
