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Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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"Friends with no kids are out here making plans like: 'Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?' 🌏🧳 Meanwhile, my schedule is more like: 'Want to go to the grocery store this Friday… after nap time.' 🤷‍♂️😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adventure, Friday, friends, kids, new, New Zealand, spontaneity, travel, want, weekend, Zealand on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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