Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Commentary:
“Friends with no kids are out here making plans like: ‘Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?’ 🌏🧳 Meanwhile, my schedule is more like: ‘Want to go to the grocery store this Friday… after nap time.’ 🤷‍♂️😂”

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