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Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.
Jan 18, 2025
They should make a movie that's good the whole way through.
Jan 18, 2025
Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.
Jan 18, 2025
WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.
Jan 18, 2025
Date night idea: fight another couple.
Jan 18, 2025
I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn't have social media back then so I'm telling you guys now.
Jan 18, 2025
I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.
Jan 18, 2025
In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.
Jan 18, 2025
“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.
Jan 18, 2025
Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?
Jan 18, 2025