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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

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Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

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Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Just landed via Reddit:

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

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The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

Just shared via Slack:

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Freshly posted on X:

A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

Going viral on YouTube:

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

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Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

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Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

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I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

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As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

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My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

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Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Live now on Pinterest:

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

Making waves on Instagram:

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

Just landed via Instagram:

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

Shared recently on Twitch:

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

Live now on Threads:

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

Spotted on Twitch:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

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