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The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

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The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

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Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

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Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

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When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

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The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

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You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

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Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

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There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

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I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

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Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

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Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

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I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

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What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

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Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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Unsolicited sandwich pics.

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The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

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If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

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The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

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Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

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When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

Trending via Reddit:

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

Just shared via X:

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Spotted on Facebook:

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

Making waves on Messenger:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Trending via TikTok:

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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