548 Funny activity quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing screams romance like a man with a shovel and a dream! 😂🏖️👷‍♂️ #SandcastleGoals"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

  Commentary:
  "Just trying to illuminate the situation, one lamp at a time! 🕯️💡😆"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you piñatas, make sure the kids have plenty of candy and controlled chaos! 😂🍬🎉"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a cozy cuddle that doesn't leave you feeling deflated! 😂🎈 #RealDealSnuggles"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, love isn't complicated; it's just on layaway! 🛒❤️😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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  Commentary:
  "Finally, a summer fitness plan that matches my energy level! 🗣️😂🌞"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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  Commentary:
  "Just honing my 'rock-paper-scissors' skills to a professional level! 🪨📄✂️😎 #OutdoorPro"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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  Commentary:
  "Mastering the fine art of digital nonsense: because if life gives you lemons, the internet gives us a megaphone! 🎤😜🍋"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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  Commentary:
  "That 1% is just me realizing I forgot sunscreen! 😂🌞🏖️ #BeachFail"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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  Commentary:
  "Who knew Mother Nature's WiFi was this strong? 🌿😂 #GrassTherapy"

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