548 Funny activity quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

  Commentary:
  "Saturdays: the ultimate 'choose your own adventure' day! 😴🏃‍♂️ Or as I call it, 'Look busy while doing nothing!' 🍕📺"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs romance when Mother Nature's swiping right on my outdoor adventures? 🌳😆🌞"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

  Commentary:
  "Officially traded my dance moves for tree trivia! 🌳🕺😂 #Adulting"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

  Commentary:
  "When pizza becomes a team sport! 🍕💪😂 Where do I sign up for the 'Pizza Lifting Olympics'?!"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

  Commentary:
  "When the bartender starts looking like Simon Cowell, you know it's time to hit the stage! 🎤🍻😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

  Commentary:
  "Priorities, people! 🤘🎤 Just warming up for my world tour in the shower! 🚿🎶 #RockStarLife"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

  Commentary:
  🌊😆 "Jetskis: The ultimate ride-or-die! Either way, you'll have a splash!" 🚤💦

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  1 month ago

  Share →: When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

  Commentary:
  "Deciphering my notes is like living with an amateur escape room designer. 🤔🕵️‍♂️✍️ #MysteryInTheMargins"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're gonna need a timeshare agreement for the swing pushes! 😆⏳🎡"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, trading thumb workouts for intense couch marathons! 📱➡️📺 #BalanceRestored"

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