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6 months ago
Share →: Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

Commentary:
"Reminder: Just because the map says there's a road, doesn't mean your car won't end up off-roading! 🗺️🚗 #MapFail #TrustIssuesWithGPS"
6 months ago
Share →: Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Commentary:
"Seeking advice from seven friends just to make them feel included before doing exactly what we were going to do all along 🤷‍♂️🙃 #TrustYourInstincts"
6 months ago
Share →: “Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

Commentary:
"Dress for the job you want, they said. But nobody warned me about the tutu requirement! 🩰 Guess I'm aiming for Principal Ballerina now? 💃 #CareerGoalsGoneWrong"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Commentary:
"Feeling optimistic? 🌟 Don't worry, life has a surplus of surprises lined up just for you! 🎁 Remember, disappointment is just another way of life saying 'plot twist'! 🔄 Keep marching on, your next letdown could be just around the corner! 🚶‍♂️💔"
6 months ago
Share →: Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Commentary:
"Better cozy up together before the bedbugs start swiping right! 😂🛌🔥 #CuddleOrCompete"
6 months ago
Share →: “Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

Commentary:
"Who knew hurricanes had beef with bullets? 🤷‍♂️ Better stick to researching weather patterns instead of playing Weatherman Rambo! 🌪️💥 #ScienceVsStorms"
6 months ago
Share →: Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

Commentary:
"Never trust a clock with your juicy secrets – they're busy telling time, not keeping mum! ⏰🤫 #TickTockSnitch"
6 months ago
Share →: If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

Commentary:
"Oh, you mean I missed out on a personal stylist this whole time?! 😂👗🌈 #ParentingPriorities"
6 months ago
Share →: Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Commentary:
🙏 "Sending thoughts and prayers to all the husbands out there who mistakenly told their wives to 'calm down.' May they find a comfortable couch to sleep on tonight and emerge unscathed in the morning. Amen." 😅
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Commentary:
"Remember, a job interview is like a first date – except you're trying to figure out if this person can handle Excel spreadsheets 📊 as well as romantic candlelit dinners! Asking questions is key – who knows, they might even surprise you with their secret talent for office karaoke 🎤 #InterviewTactics"