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Jan 25, 2025
Share →: How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question: should you reveal your inner genius or just embrace your idiocy right from the start? 🤔 Maybe it's best to sprinkle a little bit of both and let the surprise unfold naturally! After all, life is way more amusing when you can laugh at yourself! 🤪 #EmbraceTheIdiotWithin"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' 'set them free and if they come back, they're probably just lost' strategy. 🤷‍♂️ Who knew relationships could be so confusing? Might need a GPS for this love rollercoaster! 🗺️🎢"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Commentary:
Oh, what a spectacular display of contradictory encouragement! 🤔 Fantastic! So, should we ask, or shouldn't we ask? 🤷‍♂️ The mystery deepens! Don't hesitate… unless you should? 🤣 Just a minor linguistic malfunction, I'm sure. Just roll with it! 😄
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'jinx of sibling harmony' strikes again! 😂 It's like summoning the chaos gods just by acknowledging the rare moment of peace in the house! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ Next time, maybe just silently sip your coffee and pretend you didn't see a thing! ☕🤫"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

Commentary:
"Ah, the humble hobby of pointing out life's shortcomings – the gentle art of constructive criticism, if you will. 🕵️‍♂️ Just remember, it's all in good fun until someone starts taking notes! 📝😂"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person has a magnetic pull for all the crazies 🌀🤪 Better swipe right on a therapist instead! #AttractingPsychos"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

Commentary:
"Marriages are like pancakes – sounds delicious, right? 🥞 But hey, if the first one turns out a bit burnt, it's okay to toss it and try again! 😅 Who knew breakfast foods could provide such sage advice on relationships? #PancakesOverHeartbreaks"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks, kindness is free – unlike that chatty neighbor who always comments on your dark circles! 😅 Let's spread good vibes instead of unsolicited observations, shall we? 💫 #BeKind #SmileAndWave"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: 75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Commentary:
Sounds like being a divorce lawyer is 75% playing "No" on repeat 🔄🚫. Who knew emails had a built-in reject button? 😂 #LawyerLife
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Commentary:
"Want to spice up your work life? Just remember the two golden rules: 1. Keep HR off your back. 2. Avoid turning your office romance into a soap opera drama. 🚫💔 #WorkplaceRomanceDrama"