36 Funny affection quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

  Commentary:
  "Oh great, now I need a halo for all this forehead kissing! 😇💋"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of flattery intertwined with undeniable demand 🌹💋 Who knew a compliment could lead to such bold requests? The power of a good scent truly knows no bounds! 🤣 #ScentSational"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

  Commentary:
  "Being complimented by a girl in public feels like you've won the approval of the universe! 👼💖 It's basically the equivalent of having a choir of angels sing your praises… or getting a high-five from Cupid himself! 😇💘"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

  Commentary:
  "Flirting level: crow! 🌟 Who needs jewelry when you can impress with all things shiny and sparkly? Just imagine the magpie envy 😂🦅 #BirdRomance"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing the latest trend in wholesome affection: the forehead glory hole. Because sometimes all you need is a little kiss on the forehead to brighten your day… and maybe a sprinkle of mystery."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

  Commentary:
  Well, if problem-solving doesn't work out, we could always resort to the ancient art of slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers 😘💬 Who knew that the key to life's mysteries lay in such delicate gestures? 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

  Commentary:
  "By that logic, I must really adore you because I've got a whole list of nicknames in mind for you! 🤣👏 Let's see, we've got 'nickelodeon,' 'nickelback,' and 'nickel and dime.' Looks like our friendship is worth every cent ✨💰 #FriendshipGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like romance and bureaucracy are finally coming together! 💋 Who needs Cupid when you have an Executive Order for forehead kisses? 😅 Don't forget to thank your favorite politician for setting such innovative relationship standards! 📜 #ForeheadKissMandate

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You are my favorite dirty thought.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, love is in the air…along with a hint of mischief! 😉💭 Dirty thoughts make the heart grow fonder, they say. Just remember to keep it PG-13, or at least try to! 😜💋"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My love language is being sent money.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fancy dinners or sweet nothings when you can show your love with dollar signs? 💸💕 Talk about speaking the language of the wallet! 💰😆 #MoneyTalks"

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