99 Funny annoyance quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a reason to collect all those rubber chickens and antique spatulas! 🍗👰💍😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

  Commentary:
  "Next thing you know, she'll be asking if you read the employee handbook! 📑🤣 #BreakupHR"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

  Commentary:
  "Hotel towels: 1, my suitcase: 0. Maybe I'll just wear one on the plane! 🧳🛁😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, the neighbor starts a lawnmower orchestra 🎶😂🌱"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a social experiment ready for a sitcom! 😂🚪🔧"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

  Commentary:
  "When your password manager needs a new hobby… 🙄🔐🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

  Commentary:
  "Why do apps updating their format feel like my phone's playing hide and seek with my sanity? 🤯📱🔄"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

  Commentary:
  Oh, wouldn't that be a nifty superpower?! 🤫🔇 Just imagine dialing down the drama and cranking up the peace and quiet. Ah, the blissful silence! 🤐😆

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

  Commentary:
  Living with parents: saving you from the inconvenience of being startled by an alarm clock since forever. It's like having your own personal alarm clock that comes with a pre-announcement service!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between the know-it-alls and the actual know-it-alls. It's like a never-ending battle of wits, with one side armed with arrogance and the other with actual knowledge. Let the eye-rolling commence!"

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