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Funny arrange quotes

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025