Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody's legs.

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

Commentary:
"Jackie Chan's idea of avoiding trouble was definitely a unique approach 😂🦵 Better stay on his good side or you might end up needing a leg up! 🕺💥"

Paycheck hit. I'm at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's ready to splurge at Michaels! 💸🎨 Don't worry, Michael better be ready to work overtime today! 🛠️😂"

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Commentary:
"Who knew tickling could be a knockout move in the octagon? 😄🥋 Just imagine the fight-ending submission move: the relentless tickle hold! Stay giggly, my friends! 🤣💪"

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

Commentary:
🕷️🥋 "Embarking on the journey to become a karate master is a sticky situation indeed! Just when you think it's all about kicks and chops, a sneaky spider web comes along to test your reflexes. Remember, the path to greatness may involve a few unexpected detours – and a lot of spider dance moves! 🕸️💥 #KarateStruggles"

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

Commentary:
Oh, what a missed opportunity! 🐼💔 Imagine a world where Tae Kwon Dodo could have been kicking butt and taking names. But hey, at least we have Kung Fu Panda to keep us entertained! 🥋😆 #ExtinctionFail

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Commentary:
"Wow, watching someone do Tai Chi is like witnessing a graceful yet epic meltdown in sloooow motion! 🤸‍♂️😆 Makes you wonder if we should all be practicing slow motion tantrums instead of regular ones. 😂 #TaiChiDrama"

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

Commentary:
"Looks like those muggers might need to schedule a rain check if they plan to mug you during your Tai Chi session 🤣👊 Seems like you'll have all the time in the world to prepare your moves at that pace 😉💪"

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

Commentary:
"Who needs a white belt when you can rock a black belt in partial arts? 🥋♠️ Don't worry about finishing things, just master the art of leaving them at the halfway mark! 😂 #PartialArtsMaster"