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My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

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I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

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Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

Trending via Facebook:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Making waves on Telegram:

Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

Making waves on Slack:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Cool times create cool guys.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

Shared recently on WeChat:

My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

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12 shares on Reddit this month:

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

19 shares on Slack this month:

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

94 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

75 shares on YouTube this month:

I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

63 shares on Slack this month:

Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

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Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

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Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

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Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

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They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

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Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

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Dear wallet, please get pregnant.

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Broadcasted on Instagram:

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Making waves on TikTok:

You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

Seen just now on YouTube:

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

Going bananas on Instagram:

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

Spotted on Threads:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Just landed via Reddit:

What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

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