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75 Funny behavior quotes

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Funny Quotes Mar 7, 2025

If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

Funny Quotes Feb 23, 2025

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Funny Quotes Feb 15, 2025

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025