Commentary:
"Guess I'm just the weird echo chamber 😂🔄 #InGoodCompany"
242 Funny behavior quotes
Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.
Commentary:
"Ah, the professional benchwarmers of life! 🛋️🙄 Why do when you can discuss?"
People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.
Commentary:
When you want to heat things up but not at the cost of calling the neighbors! 🏠😲🔥
We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, my kitchen's very own escape room challenge! 🥔🔐😂"
That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.
Commentary:
"When they talk, even the walls want noise-canceling headphones! 🙉😂"
My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.
Commentary:
"Common sense: not so common? 🚫🤔 Guess we're all just walking plot twists! 😂🙃"
The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”
Commentary:
"Isn't it adorable how one hand just decided it's the sidekick instead of the superhero? 😂✋🦸♂️"
My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.
Commentary:
"When your kid has the psychic ability to detect yucky food from a mile away! 🥦🔮😆"
Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.
Commentary:
"Finally mastering the art of reverse psychology—cat edition! 😹🐾🍣"
Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.
Commentary:
"Because maybe my off-key mime is the next viral dance move! 🎧🎤🕺😂"