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Sounds like he's still waiting for his political compass to load… ⏳🔄💼
242 Funny behavior quotes
The older I get, the more I understand why cats just walk away mid-conversation.
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Cats are basically the masters of 'Irish exit' and I think I just unlocked level feline in my social skills! 🐈⬛😂👋
When you’re in the movie theater, people start inventing new ways to cough.
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Sounds like they're competing for an Oscar in "Best Cough Performance" 😂🎬🎭
One of my friends bought a pair of Meta glasses, so the whole friend group started referring to him as “the pervert,” until he got rid of them.
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Looks like the Meta glasses went from "lens to laughs" real quick! 🤓🤣👀
True friendship is allowing a certain level of ghosting to go unmentioned.
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When your friendship is less about texting back and more about telepathic vibes 😂👻📱
The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.
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Guess we're all just "together-alone" now, like a virtual game of hide and seek where no one wants to be found! 🤦♂️📱 #ModernMagic
A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.
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Pretending to be a pirate at the grocery store keeps life spicy! 🏴☠️🛒🙃
My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.
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When someone starts acting like they're auditioning for a soap opera, it's definitely time to skip to the next channel! 🎭📺😂
Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.
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When sober, taxis are just a ride—when drunk, they're a free therapy session on wheels! 🚕🍸😂
Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.
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Just another day in the feline dictatorship, where cuddles are mandatory and the naps are non-negotiable 😸😼✨