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"Ah, the age-old dilemma: to Netflix and bark or to not Netflix and bark? 🤔🐾 Normal is just a setting on the dryer, right? 🧺🐶 #DogParentLife"
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- At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.
- Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.
- People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.
- Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?
- You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.
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Looks like you had a lesson in 'sleepconomics'! 😴💰 Never underestimate the priceless value of those precious minutes of shut-eye! Perhaps you can negotiate a 'sleep reimbursement' with your teacher next time! 😉📚 #SleepDebt #TeacherTales -
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Looks like these savvy pups have cracked the code to getting extra treats! 🐶🤣 Who knew the "f-word" in the kitchen could lead to such tasty rewards? Time to hire them as kitchen assistants, right? 😉🍗
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- The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.
- I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.
- Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.
- The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.
- Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
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