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Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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What a strange day. And it has been for years.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

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I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

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Does your blood pump that way just for me?

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Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

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Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

Going viral on Twitch:

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

Going viral on TikTok:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Trending via Telegram:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Going viral on Instagram:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

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I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

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If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

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I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

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What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Just shared via Twitch:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

Live now on LinkedIn:

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

Making waves on Instagram:

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

Trending via Threads:

It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

Making waves on Messenger:

You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

Just shared via Reddit:

I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

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