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Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

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“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

Spotted on Reddit:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Just shared via Facebook:

Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

Trending via Threads:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

Going viral on Twitch:

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

Spotted on Reddit:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Seen just now on WeChat:

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Muting morons is good for your health.

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Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

Trending via Reddit:

If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

Trending via Slack:

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Just landed via Messenger:

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

Going viral on YouTube:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

Making waves on TikTok:

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

Just shared via Slack:

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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