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Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,597

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Shared recently on Snapchat:

Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

Shared recently on Threads:

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Just landed via Threads:

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

Making waves on TikTok:

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Just shared via Threads:

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Breaking via Threads:

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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49 shares on Reddit this month:

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

81 shares on Facebook this month:

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,563

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

Going viral on TikTok:

This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

Seen just now on Discord:

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

Going bananas on Discord:

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Seen just now on WeChat:

What an embarrassing time to be alive.

Just shared via Snapchat:

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Making waves on TikTok:

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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