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Funny black belt quotes

Funny black belt quotes bring a hilarious twist to martial arts mastery πŸ₯‹πŸ˜‚ Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or just love a good chuckle, these witty lines pack a punch of humor and wisdom πŸ₯ŠπŸ€£ Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe even inspire your next dojo moment with the perfect blend of skill and silliness! πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜Ž #MartialArtsFun #BlackBeltLaughs

I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

Posted on2 weeks ago

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

Posted on3 weeks ago

Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare.

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