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Icarus loved hot wings.

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I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

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I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

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Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

Just landed via Reddit:

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

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How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

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My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

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Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

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The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

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I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

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I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

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Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

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Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

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Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

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I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

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Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

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