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Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

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You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

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I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

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I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

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I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

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About to form my very first opinion.

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One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

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I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

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All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

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Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

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Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

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My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

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Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

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Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

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I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

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