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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

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Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

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I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

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If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

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Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

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Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

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Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

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They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

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People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

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If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

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I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

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British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

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I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

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Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

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I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

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The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

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I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

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What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

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Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

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Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

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The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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