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Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

I have the sex drive of a potato.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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Just shared via TikTok:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

Breaking via Facebook:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

Spotted on YouTube:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Going viral on Slack:

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

Spotted on Instagram:

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

Breaking via Discord:

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

Trending via Threads:

Don’t study, get slutty!

Live now on X:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

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Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

Making waves on Instagram:

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

Freshly posted on Slack:

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

Making waves on Messenger:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Breaking via Snapchat:

I hope this email kills us both.

Trending via Facebook:

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

Spotted on Instagram:

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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