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If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

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I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

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Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

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Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

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Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

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Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

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When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

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I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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27 shares on WeChat this month:

I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

29 shares on Slack this month:

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

67 shares on Messenger this month:

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

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I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

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You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

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If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

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That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

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Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

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Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

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I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

Going viral on Facebook:

Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.

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My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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