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Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Before you just FaceTime me randomly, please don’t.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

They’re uploading my consciousness into a disposable vape.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Just landed via Twitch:

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

Just landed via TikTok:

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

Breaking via Threads:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Broadcasted on X:

They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

Breaking via Reddit:

The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Scrolling to your birth year is a humiliation ritual.

Breaking via Twitch:

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

100 shares on Discord this month:

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

52 shares on Discord this month:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

38 shares on Telegram this month:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

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Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

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People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

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Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

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When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

They should invent a day where I don’t think.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Discord:

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Just landed via Threads:

A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

Live now on WeChat:

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Trending via YouTube:

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

Just shared via X:

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

Trending via Pinterest:

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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