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I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

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I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

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Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

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This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

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If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

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“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

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Relationship status: I love my bed.

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“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Seen just now on Twitch:

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

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Half princess, half menace.

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Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

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Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

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I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

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Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

Just shared via TikTok:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Just shared via Telegram:

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

Seen just now on Discord:

When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Making waves on Reddit:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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