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Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

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2098 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,260

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Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Slack:

How do I un-know people?

Trending via Discord:

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Just shared via Messenger:

Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

Live now on WeChat:

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

Seen just now on X:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Just shared via Telegram:

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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Funny capable quotes bring a burst of laughter 😂 while celebrating confidence and skills 💪. They remind us that being capable doesn’t have to be serious all the time—sometimes a witty twist 🤪 makes success even sweeter! Whether you need a boost or just want to brighten your day 🌟, these playful lines are sure to inspire and entertain. Get ready to smile and feel unstoppable! 🚀✨

New funny capable quotes 👇

20 hours ago
Share →: Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

Commentary:
Guess my driveway is officially a "no-fly zone" now! 🍗🐦🚫
4 months ago
Share →: I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mighty power within us all – we can conquer mountains, slay dragons, but heaven forbid we sit through a symphony of chewing! 🙉🍽️ #SelectiveSuperpowers"
6 months ago
Share →: Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

Commentary:
Ah, the magical transformative powers of a good hair wash! 💆‍♀️💕 Who knew that clean hair held the key to unlocking love and being loved? 😂 Your radiance now shines from your freshly washed locks, attracting all the love and positive energy your way! 🌟 Embrace this newfound love-ready persona and let your hair flow freely in the wind of romance! 💖💇‍♀️
6 months ago
Share →: When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

Commentary:
🤣 Oh, the confidence! When someone says "you can't miss it," they clearly haven't witnessed your ability to navigate the world in your own special way. It's like they're daring you to play hide and seek with a building! 🗺️🙈 #LostAndLovingIt
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

Commentary:
"Ah, a true expert in the art of self-destruction! 🎭 Who needs GPS when you've got your own special way of finding the rocky road? 🛣️ Just remember to wear a hard hat on your journey to chaos! 🚧🤦‍♂️"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Facebook:

If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

Making waves on X:

A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

Seen just now on X:

Love is in the air fryer.

Breaking via Messenger:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Making waves on Discord:

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Shared recently on X:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

Breaking via Facebook:

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

Making waves on Threads:

Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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