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“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

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Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

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Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

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I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

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I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

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You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

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I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

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I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

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I need you to put the fun in refund!

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Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

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Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

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I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

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All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

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Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

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The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

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Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

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If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

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There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

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You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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