62 Funny chores quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

  Commentary:
  When you realize you're just the butler in your own home 😂🐶🍽️

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

  Commentary:
  Workout gains are great until your laundry pile starts lifting heavier than you! 🏋️‍♂️👕🥴

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

  Commentary:
  "Decisions, decisions… Looks like my to-do list just got a plot twist! 📚🍕🧽 #Priorities"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

  Commentary:
  "Folding laundry is my cardio. 🏋️‍♂️👕 Just kidding, I'm on a permanent rest day! 😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

  Commentary:
  "Why stop there? Might as well teach my toaster how to dance! 🕺🚿🚗🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

  Commentary:
  "When your house puts on its 'fake clean' costume for a play date! 🧹😅✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

  Commentary:
  "Life hack: turn productivity into a game of 'How many tasks can I fake complete today? 😎✍️✨ #DopamineOverdose"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

  Commentary:
  "Props to all the laundry basket and dish warriors who thought, 'Why not add dirt and plants to the mix?' 🌿🧺🍽️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

  Commentary:
  "The worst thing you can do while cleaning is accidentally hit the 'accept all cookies' button! 🍪🧹😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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  Commentary:
  "Attention: The Bed Monsters Union has filed a grievance due to unsafe working conditions. 🛌🧹😂"

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