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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

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If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

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I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

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Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

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If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

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Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

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The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

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I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

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My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

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I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

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The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

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I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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My diet was going really well until I woke up.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

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Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

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In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

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My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

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I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

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