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Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

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Broadcasted on TikTok:

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

Just landed via WeChat:

I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Freshly posted on Discord:

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

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You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

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41 shares on X this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

94 shares on Slack this month:

In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

99 shares on Facebook this month:

It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

91 shares on X this month:

I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

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Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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Just shared via WhatsApp:

Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

Breaking via Twitch:

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

Freshly posted on X:

Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

Just landed via TikTok:

They should invent a rest for the wicked.

Freshly posted on Threads:

No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.

Live now on Reddit:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Live now on Slack:

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

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