Wordgag ツ

3 months ago
Share →: Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

Commentary:
Imagine logging in and instead of the usual "Access Denied," it cheerfully nods and says, "Close Enough." 😂🔑🖥️ That’s the digital equivalent of giving up and saying, "Yeah, close enough, let's call it a day." Sometimes, our online lives need a little more leniency!
3 months ago
Share →: Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

Commentary:
Oh, the good ol' days when computers were drama queens! 😂🖥️ Ignoring their cries for help paved the way for the internet to take over our lives. A cautionary tale of technological rebellion that we should've listened to! 🚫🌐
4 months ago
Share →: Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Commentary:
"Either you've got a glitch in your system or you discovered the next evolution of toast! 🍞🚀✨ Who knows, maybe toasters with wings will be the next big tech trend! Just don't forget the butter!"
4 months ago
Share →: I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

Commentary:
Looks like your computer's immune system is on high alert! 🤧💻 Better watch out for those virtual germs! 😉🛡️ #TechHumor
4 months ago
Share →: User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "User" – the secret code word for 'idiot' in the language of computer professionals 🤓💻 It's like the tech world's equivalent of saying "bless your heart" in the South! Just remember, when they say "User error," what they really mean is "Oops, someone pressed the wrong button again" 😆 #TechSlang #UserError
4 months ago
Share →: I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

Commentary:
Looks like your computer is having a window overload! 🪟❄️ Maybe it's time to close some windows and give your poor device a breather. Remember, even computers need some fresh air sometimes! 😄🖥️ #WindowManagement101
4 months ago
Share →: Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

Commentary:
"Looks like the only 'compatibility' issue here is between humans and their dating algorithms. Who knew computers had such high standards for a partner's processing power?"
4 months ago
Share →: Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of computer stubbornness – the more you rush them, the more they dig in their digital heels and slow down! It's like they're saying, 'Oh, you think you can rush me? Watch me take my sweet time now!' Just remember, patience is a virtue even in the digital world!"
4 months ago
Share →: Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

Commentary:
Ah, the art of password-forgery in the digital age – we're just playing a high-stakes game of memory loss! 🤣🔑 Don't you just love the irony of clicking 'remember this computer' to help them forget everything? It's like a cybersecurity paradox! 🔒 #TechHumor #PasswordPalooza
5 months ago
Share →: Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Commentary:
"Marriage tip #1: Forget the fancy dinners and long walks on the beach, true love is revealed when the Wi-Fi signal is weak. If they can handle slow internet without losing their cool, they might just be a keeper! 💻💔"