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3 months ago
Share →: Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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"Either you've got a glitch in your system or you discovered the next evolution of toast! 🍞🚀✨ Who knows, maybe toasters with wings will be the next big tech trend! Just don't forget the butter!"
3 months ago
Share →: I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

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Looks like your computer's immune system is on high alert! 🤧💻 Better watch out for those virtual germs! 😉🛡️ #TechHumor
3 months ago
Share →: User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

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Ah, the classic "User" – the secret code word for 'idiot' in the language of computer professionals 🤓💻 It's like the tech world's equivalent of saying "bless your heart" in the South! Just remember, when they say "User error," what they really mean is "Oops, someone pressed the wrong button again" 😆 #TechSlang #UserError
3 months ago
Share →: I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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Looks like your computer is having a window overload! 🪟❄️ Maybe it's time to close some windows and give your poor device a breather. Remember, even computers need some fresh air sometimes! 😄🖥️ #WindowManagement101
3 months ago
Share →: Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

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"Looks like the only 'compatibility' issue here is between humans and their dating algorithms. Who knew computers had such high standards for a partner's processing power?"
3 months ago
Share →: Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

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"Ah, the classic case of computer stubbornness – the more you rush them, the more they dig in their digital heels and slow down! It's like they're saying, 'Oh, you think you can rush me? Watch me take my sweet time now!' Just remember, patience is a virtue even in the digital world!"
3 months ago
Share →: Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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Ah, the art of password-forgery in the digital age – we're just playing a high-stakes game of memory loss! 🤣🔑 Don't you just love the irony of clicking 'remember this computer' to help them forget everything? It's like a cybersecurity paradox! 🔒 #TechHumor #PasswordPalooza
4 months ago
Share →: Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Commentary:
"Marriage tip #1: Forget the fancy dinners and long walks on the beach, true love is revealed when the Wi-Fi signal is weak. If they can handle slow internet without losing their cool, they might just be a keeper! 💻💔"
5 months ago
Share →: I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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🤣 "Ah, the infamous 'Keep me signed in' button – a mysterious trap set by websites to test our memory and patience! It's like they're saying, 'Sure, we'll keep you signed in… until you accidentally close the tab or blink too long!' 😂 It's the ultimate test of human reliability in the digital age – a challenge we never seem to conquer! Who needs a personal assistant when we have this ominous button to keep us on our toes, right?
5 months ago
Share →: Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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"Looks like someone's having a 'case of the Mondays'! 🤷‍♂️🖥️ Don't worry, I'm pretty sure the password is 'password123' and as for your job… just press random buttons and hope for the best! 😂 #MondayStruggles"