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34 Funny convenience quotes

Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

Funny Quotes Feb 8, 2025

I love how every website has a "Keep me signed in on this computer" button and it's just straight up bullshit.

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025