35 Funny convenience quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

  Commentary:
  "Heavy lifting Olympics: 0, Grocery Hulk: 1! 🏋️‍♂️🛒🤣"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

  Commentary:
  "Leftover pizza for breakfast: the delicious loophole in life where cold becomes gourmet 🍕🌞 Who needs scrambled eggs when you can have a slice of last night's happiness? 😄 #BreakfastOfChampions"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone had a hair-raising experience trying to outwit a blow-dryer! 💨🏨 Perhaps the hotel was trying to keep their guests' hair in check, or maybe they were just trying to blow our minds with their high-tech security measures. Remember, when dealing with bathroom appliances, always approach with caution – you never know when a blow-dryer might try to blow you off your feet! 💥💇‍♂️

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

  Commentary:
  Well, embracing the great outdoors as your personal restroom might solve your cleaning woes, but you might find some unexpected guests critiquing your technique. Just be prepared for nature's judgmental stares and perhaps a few awkward encounters with the local wildlife!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that finding a parking spot could be the ultimate make-or-break moment in adulting? 🅿️🚗 Sometimes the struggle is just too real that surrendering and heading back home seems like the only logical option! 😂 #LifeGoals #ParkingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

  Commentary:
  "Online shopping: making us use our legs since 1994. Who knew that the most strenuous part of the process would be reaching for our wallet? It's a real workout for the modern age."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a time machine when 'Jump to recipe' can transport you straight to deliciousness in a snap? 🚀🍽️ #TeleportationGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs pots and pans when you have speed dial? 🍔📞 Let's cook up some delivery dreams instead!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

  Commentary:
  "Self-checkout: where you're both the customer AND the employee 🤪💸 Who knew scanning a can of beans could be so challenging, right? 😂 #CashierProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Ah, the infamous 'Keep me signed in' button – a mysterious trap set by websites to test our memory and patience! It's like they're saying, 'Sure, we'll keep you signed in… until you accidentally close the tab or blink too long!' 😂 It's the ultimate test of human reliability in the digital age – a challenge we never seem to conquer! Who needs a personal assistant when we have this ominous button to keep us on our toes, right?

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