Commentary:
Who needs ghosts or ghouls when you have existential dread and student loans creeping up on you? 👻🎓😱
24 Funny costume quotes
Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.
Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect costume—nobody will see you arriving fashionably late! 👻🎩🔍
Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.
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That's some next-level commitment to the theme! Amelia Earhart would be proud! 🛩️🎃🕵️♀️
August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.
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Guess I better start prepping for beach season as well! 🎃🎄🍾🏖️ Time travel, anyone?