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Grok, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

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I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

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By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

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I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

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My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

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I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

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Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

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Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

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Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

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Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

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My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

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Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

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Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

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Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

18 shares on Threads this month:

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

74 shares on YouTube this month:

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

98 shares on Discord this month:

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

94 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

76 shares on Threads this month:

Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

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Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

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I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

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Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

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I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

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I love when the plot thickens.

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The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

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What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

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Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

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I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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