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It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

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Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

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If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

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My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

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Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Spotted on YouTube:

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

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Share →: I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

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"Ah, the inclusive approach to disdain! 🤣 It's like holding a grudge potluck – everyone's invited! 🍽️ Who needs enemies when you can dislike humanity as a whole? 😏"
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Share →: I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

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"Admitting mistakes and apologizing? Sounds like a rare species in the human world! 🙈 Finding those gems is like hunting for a four-leaf clover in a field of dandelions! 🍀 Who knew humility and honesty could be such elusive traits! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

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"Ah, yes, because why help a Nigerian royal family when you could simply become one yourself 🤑👑 Don't let the cynics rain on your royal parade! #NobleIntentions"

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

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If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

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I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

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Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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Seen just now on YouTube:

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Spotted on Twitch:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Making waves on X:

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Just landed via TikTok:

Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

Trending via Snapchat:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Just landed via WeChat:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

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