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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

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No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

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Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

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I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

Trending via Threads:

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

Shared recently on Discord:

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Going viral on Slack:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

Trending via Snapchat:

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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4 months ago
Share →: Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Commentary:
"Rain: nature's ultimate party crasher 🌧️☔ Some scramble for cover, while others do a happy rain dance! 💃😄 Who knew water falling from the sky could be so polarizing? 🤷‍♂️🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: Delightful if true: booby trap.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic combination of delight and danger – like receiving a beautifully gift-wrapped booby trap! 🎁💥 Remember folks, sometimes the sweetest surprises can come with a bang, so stay sharp out there! 😉

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Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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Just landed via Telegram:

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Just shared via Discord:

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

Trending via Messenger:

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

Just landed via YouTube:

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Trending via Facebook:

The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

Just landed via Slack:

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Live now on Slack:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Spotted on X:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

Just shared via YouTube:

Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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