27 Funny dessert quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

  Commentary:
  World peace through cookies! 🍪✌️🍰

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  1 week ago

  Share →: It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

  Commentary:
  "Cake: the ultimate insomnia fuel… and reason #1 my fridge has trust issues! 🍰😴🤣"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

  Commentary:
  "When in Rome…or whenever you want to carb-load in style! 🍝🍕🇮🇹 #TravelByStomach"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

  Commentary:
  "Teaching kids about taxes one ice-cream scoop at a time: the deliciously clever approach! 🍦💸 Just remember, the 30% tax on ice-cream is way easier to swallow than the real deal! 😂 #FinancialLessonsInDessert"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the secret to managing stress was hidden in the sweet treat aisle all along? It's like our bodies are literally spelling out the solution for us – 'stressed' backwards is 'desserts', so why fight it? Indulge in some tasty therapy and let your inner dessert connoisseur guide you to a stress-free existence!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

  Commentary:
  🥧 "I may not be a math genius, but give me a slice of Pi and watch me work my magic… in my stomach! 🤣 Who needs equations when you have taste buds, am I right? 😋"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the dessert critics strike again, demanding their sweets to be less sweet just to keep things, you know, interesting 🍰😂 It's a fine line between tasty and toothache-inducing, but these oddballs are on a mission to find that perfect balance! More power to them! 👏👀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a significant other when you can have friends with muffin-tary benefits? 🧁🥐😄 Let them whisk away your problems with their yummy creations! #BakeItTilYouMakeIt"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a crowd when you've got a family size Toblerone as your loyal companion? 🍫✨ It's time to dive into chocolatey goodness and indulge in a one-on-one sweet escape! 🍫🕺 #chocolateoverdose #TobleroneLove"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

  Commentary:
  "Oh cake, you don't stand a chance against my unstoppable sweet tooth! Resistance is futile 🍰😏 #CakeVsMe #SugarCravings"

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