Funny quotes dessert

24 Funny dessert quotes

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

1 month ago

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

1 month ago

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

1 month ago

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

3 months ago

Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

3 months ago

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

3 months ago

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

3 months ago

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

3 months ago

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

3 months ago

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

3 months ago

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

3 months ago

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

3 months ago

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

3 months ago

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

3 months ago

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

3 months ago

I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

3 months ago

Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

3 months ago

How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

3 months ago

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

3 months ago

Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

3 months ago