Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the dessert critics strike again, demanding their sweets to be less sweet just to keep things, you know, interesting 🍰😂 It's a fine line between tasty and toothache-inducing, but these oddballs are on a mission to find that perfect balance! More power to them! 👏👀"

Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

Commentary:
"Who needs a significant other when you can have friends with muffin-tary benefits? 🧁🥐😄 Let them whisk away your problems with their yummy creations! #BakeItTilYouMakeIt"

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Commentary:
"Who needs a crowd when you've got a family size Toblerone as your loyal companion? 🍫✨ It's time to dive into chocolatey goodness and indulge in a one-on-one sweet escape! 🍫🕺 #chocolateoverdose #TobleroneLove"

"This isn't going to end well for you." Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

Commentary:
"Oh cake, you don't stand a chance against my unstoppable sweet tooth! Resistance is futile 🍰😏 #CakeVsMe #SugarCravings"

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'healthy eating' logic at its finest! 🥕🍰 Who knew adding sugar and flour to a vegetable could make it so delicious? 😂 Time to balance those vitamins and calories like a true pro chef! Happy baking!"

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Commentary:
Oh, the age-old battle between cake and utensils! 🍰🍴 It seems like the plastic fork just can't handle the sheer awesomeness of cake – it's like trying to use a feather to lift a boulder! Perhaps the cake needs to come with a warning label: "Caution: may cause plastic forks to retreat in defeat!" 😂

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

Commentary:
"Oh, the tyranny of breakfast rules! Let the cheesecake rise to the occasion and conquer the morning plate 🍰☀️ Don't be the one to stand in the way of this delicious rebellion!"

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic tale of tragedy in every spoonful… A heart-wrenching drama of unrequited ice cream love 😢🍦 Maybe it's time to upgrade to a bigger bowl or simply embrace the art of double-dipping! 😏 #IceCreamStruggles"

As I'm moonwalking away, they didn't even notice I had stolen a brownie.

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

Commentary:
"Smooth criminal! 🕺🏻🍫 Talk about a stealthy snack attack – moonwalking into sweet temptation! 😂 Who needs attention when you've got a stolen brownie to moonwalk away with? 😜"

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Commentary:
"Brace yourselves, folks! This is not a drill! Things are getting serious now 🚨🍪 Who knew that the catalyst for action was a pair of stretchy pants? #YogaPantsPower"