35 Funny dessert quotes

• “The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

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  3 weeks ago

  craving, dessert, food, heart, humor, i, sweet, sweet tooth, table, temptation, tooth, walk, wants, whisper

• Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

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  1 month ago

  craving, day, days, dessert, disappointment, food, food craving, hate, humor, i, life, most, sucks, tiramisu

• They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

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  1 month ago

  broccoli, cake, comparison, dessert, effort, fix, food, humor, least, problem, problems, say, sugar, well

• Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

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  2 months ago

  craving, cream, dessert, dinner, food, humor, ice, ice cream, idea, indulgence, meal, meal idea, should, thing

• How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

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  2 months ago

  container, craving, cream, dessert, eating, food, ice, ice cream, still, stop, temptation

• Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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  2 months ago

  conflict, dessert, fighting, fun, humor, incentive, motivation, peace, stop, world

• It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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  2 months ago

  cake, craving, dessert, fridge, hard, humor, indulgence, knowing, sleep, snack, temptation

• I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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  2 months ago

  am, comedy, dessert, diet, food, food joke, humor, i, italian, Italian food, joke, just, leaving, pasta, pizza, speak, where, wordplay

• The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

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  2 months ago

  30, best, dessert, eating, humor, ice cream, kids, lessons, parenting, tax, teach

• When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

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  2 months ago

  cake, chocolate, coping, coping mechanism, cream, dessert, eat, humor, ice, ice cream, mechanism, stress, sweet, wordplay

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