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Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

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Making waves on Instagram:

“Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Trending via WeChat:

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

Just landed via WeChat:

Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

Trending via Facebook:

I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

Shared recently on WeChat:

When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

Trending via Discord:

I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

Going viral on X:

Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

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92 shares on Messenger this month:

The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

61 shares on Threads this month:

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

My plan is to die young as late as possible.

57 shares on X this month:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

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This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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I keep saying, “It is what it is,” but what even is it?

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Instagram:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

Making waves on Instagram:

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

Trending via WhatsApp:

It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

Shared recently on YouTube:

You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

Going viral on Facebook:

I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

Just shared via X:

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Just landed via WeChat:

There are no adults in the room. The cavalry is not coming. Everything was built by people no smarter than you.

Just landed via TikTok:

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

Seen just now on Slack:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Just shared via TikTok:

Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

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