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People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.
1 month ago
Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.
3 months ago
I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.
3 months ago
I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
3 months ago
I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.
3 months ago
Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.
3 months ago
I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.
3 months ago
There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.
3 months ago
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
3 months ago
I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.
3 months ago