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Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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Live now on Slack:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Live now on Messenger:

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

Breaking via WeChat:

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Going viral on X:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

Spotted on TikTok:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

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21 Funny dislike quotes

Funny dislike quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when you just can’t stand something (or someone) 😜🙅‍♀️! Whether it’s annoying habits, awkward situations, or just everyday pet peeves, these witty lines turn frustration into laughter 😂🔥. Perfect for sharing with friends or spicing up your social feeds, get ready to embrace the art of funny complaining with a smile! 😎✨

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2 days ago
Share →: Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

Commentary:
Sounds like my mirror is the only one not offending me these days! 😅🙃 #NarcissistNonsense
2 days ago
Share →: There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Commentary:
Napping: the only sport where everyone's goal is to go "unconscious," but sometimes your brain throws the game! 💤😴🤔
2 days ago
Share →: Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

Commentary:
Nighttime explorer by trade, professional bed-homebody by choice! 🛌🚀🙃
4 days ago
Share →: Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

Commentary:
Reading mixed signals is like trying to do a jigsaw puzzle with pieces from different boxes! 🤨🧩🚦
4 days ago
Share →: People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

Commentary:
Guess I'll need to start issuing "Cool Media Club" membership cards 🎟️😎📺
6 days ago
Share →: Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

Commentary:
Looks like he's taking his chalanting skills on a world tour without you! 🌍🚶‍♂️🎟️
2 weeks ago
Share →: I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

Commentary:
When the only green I want on my pizza is extra cash! 🍕💰😂
3 weeks ago
Share →: Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Commentary:
Sibling love: when "I got your back" becomes "I got your back because I pushed you out of the way first!" 😂🤷‍♂️👫
4 weeks ago
Share →: My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

Commentary:
"When your kid has the psychic ability to detect yucky food from a mile away! 🥦🔮😆"
2 months ago
Share →: I’m running out of people I like.

Commentary:
"Looks like I need to start a campaign to recruit more likeable humans! 😅🤔 #LimitedSupply #CastingCall"

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Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

Making waves on WeChat:

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Shared recently on YouTube:

When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

Freshly posted on Discord:

Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

Just shared via Twitch:

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

Freshly posted on Slack:

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

Just landed via Snapchat:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

Live now on Facebook:

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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