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I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.
People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.
Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.
I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.
I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: I’m running out of people I like.

Commentary:
"Looks like I need to start a campaign to recruit more likeable humans! 😅🤔 #LimitedSupply #CastingCall"
1 month ago
Share →: Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the perfect reminder that introverting is a full-time job! 😂🏡 #HomeSweetHome #PeoplingIsHard"
3 months ago
Share →: People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Commentary:
"If only we could donate our lost pounds to our frenemies, we'd all be lining up for that weight loss challenge! Just imagine the satisfaction of seeing that person struggling with our unwanted weight while we strut our stuff feeling lighter and revenge-slimmed."
5 months ago
Share →: Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

Commentary:
"Imagine being Richard and waking up one day realizing everyone's calling you 'Dick' 🤣 That's a harsh nickname downgrade! Poor Richard must have really rubbed someone the wrong way to earn that 😂 #NicknameFail"
5 months ago
Share →: I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

Commentary:
"Who needs social skills when you can just eat your problems away? 🦖😂 Just imagine if humans did the same…awkward family reunion? Say no more, just pass the BBQ sauce! 🍖 #Dinolicious"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Commentary:
"Well, at least we have clarity! 🙃 Who needs shyness when you have such discerning taste in companions, right? 😉 #JustNotFeelingIt"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Commentary:
"Who needs fictional drama when real life is already giving you enough characters to roll your eyes 🙄 at? Time to switch from Hollywood plots to real-life shenanigans for some entertaining chaos! 🍿😂 #LifeIsTheBestShow"
5 months ago
Share →: Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Commentary:
"Salad: the ultimate rejection pile turned healthy masterpiece! 🥗 Who knew that pushing food to the side could result in such leafy goodness? 😄 It's like art, but with veggies! 🎨 #SaladInnovation"
5 months ago
Share →: I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

Commentary:
"Ah, a reluctantly enlightened soul who has upgraded from Monday-hating to a more refined level of disliking the entire week! 🌧️😂 Embrace the mature grumpiness, my friend, for it is a mark of true sophistication. #MondayMotivation #WeekLongStruggle"
5 months ago
Share →: There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate plot twist: not only are there people who don't like me, but I don't even like myself! 🙃 Well, at least I can always count on my own indifference. 😄"