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Looks like he's taking his chalanting skills on a world tour without you! 🌍🚶♂️🎟️
29 Funny dislike quotes
I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.
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When the only green I want on my pizza is extra cash! 🍕💰😂
Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.
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Sibling love: when "I got your back" becomes "I got your back because I pushed you out of the way first!" 😂🤷♂️👫
My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.
Commentary:
"When your kid has the psychic ability to detect yucky food from a mile away! 🥦🔮😆"
I’m running out of people I like.
Commentary:
"Looks like I need to start a campaign to recruit more likeable humans! 😅🤔 #LimitedSupply #CastingCall"
Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the perfect reminder that introverting is a full-time job! 😂🏡 #HomeSweetHome #PeoplingIsHard"
People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.
Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.
Commentary:
"Imagine being Richard and waking up one day realizing everyone's calling you 'Dick' 🤣 That's a harsh nickname downgrade! Poor Richard must have really rubbed someone the wrong way to earn that 😂 #NicknameFail"
I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.
Commentary:
"Who needs social skills when you can just eat your problems away? 🦖😂 Just imagine if humans did the same…awkward family reunion? Say no more, just pass the BBQ sauce! 🍖 #Dinolicious"
I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
Commentary:
"Well, at least we have clarity! 🙃 Who needs shyness when you have such discerning taste in companions, right? 😉 #JustNotFeelingIt"