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The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

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I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

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Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

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I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

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Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

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