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43 Funny drive quotes

Funny drive quotes πŸš—πŸ’¨ are the perfect way to add a dash of humor to your road trip playlist 🎡 or daily commute! Whether you’re navigating through traffic jams 🚦 or cruising down the open highway πŸŒ…, these witty one-liners and puns can turn the wheel of boredom into laughter 🀣. So, buckle up and get ready for a ride filled with giggles and smiles as you discover the lighter side of hitting the road! πŸ˜„

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

β€œA healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I drive like I’m immortal.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, β€œDon’t text and drive.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

Posted on3 months ago2 months ago

I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I have the sex drive of a potato.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

Posted on6 months ago

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

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