Funny quotes drive

26 Funny drive quotes

I have the sex drive of a potato.

4 weeks ago

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

1 month ago

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

3 months ago

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

3 months ago

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

3 months ago

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

3 months ago

“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

3 months ago

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

3 months ago

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

3 months ago

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

3 months ago

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

3 months ago

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

3 months ago

When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

3 months ago

Drive as I say, not as I drive.

3 months ago

Drive like no one is watching.

3 months ago

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

3 months ago

I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

3 months ago

If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

3 months ago

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

3 months ago

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

3 months ago