45 Funny drive quotes

• Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

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  14 hours ago

  action, actions, behavior, confusion, drive, frustration, insanity, sense, trying, understanding

• “A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

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  16 hours ago

  after, balance, bell, diet, drive, exercise, fast, fast food, fitness, food, healthy, healthy lifestyle, humor, i, lifestyle, say, taco, Taco Bell, through, working, workout

• Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

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  23 hours ago

  bonding, boner, carpool, club, drive, grown, grown man, home, humor, male, male bonding, man, men, strip, strip club, together

• She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

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  24 hours ago

  car, drive, driving, humor, manual, manual transmission, millennial, shift, stereotype, stick, stick shift, transmission, unique

• I drive like I’m immortal.

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  1 day ago

  drive, driving, humor, i, immortality, reckless, reckless driving

• You’re never too old to shout, “Mooooo,” when you drive past some cows.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, age, cow, drive, driving, fun, fun activity, never, old, past, shout, too

• The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

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  1 month ago

  after, aging, commute, drive, driving, extra, hate, home, house, hurry, i, late, making, older, stop, work

• I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

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  2 months ago

  before, cop, drive, driving, enforcement, humor, i, law, law enforcement, police, question, roundabout, traffic, wonder

• Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

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  2 months ago

  cute, dog, drive, driving, drunk, funny scenario, home, humor, me, pet, pub, rescue, scenario, teaching

• Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

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  2 months ago

  being, curse, drive, high, hopeless, hopeless romantic, humor, introvert, personality, personality traits, romantic, sex, sex drive, traits

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