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drive
26 Funny drive quotes
I have the sex drive of a potato.
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Mar 31, 2025
If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.
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Mar 17, 2025
Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?
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Feb 1, 2025
Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.
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Jan 28, 2025
I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.
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Jan 28, 2025
Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?
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Jan 27, 2025
“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?
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Jan 27, 2025
Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.
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Jan 27, 2025
The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.
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Jan 27, 2025
I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.
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Jan 26, 2025
Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.
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Jan 26, 2025
You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.
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Jan 26, 2025
When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.
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Jan 26, 2025
Drive as I say, not as I drive.
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Jan 26, 2025
Drive like no one is watching.
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Jan 25, 2025
I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.
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Jan 25, 2025
I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.
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Jan 25, 2025
If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?
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Jan 25, 2025
Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.
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Jan 24, 2025
I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?
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Jan 24, 2025
People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”
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Jan 23, 2025
There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.
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Jan 23, 2025
Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.
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Jan 21, 2025
Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.
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Jan 20, 2025
People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.
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Jan 20, 2025
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