Funny quotes dude

15 Funny dude quotes

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

2 weeks ago

Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

2 weeks ago

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

2 weeks ago

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

1 month ago

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

3 months ago

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

3 months ago

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

3 months ago

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

3 months ago

The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

3 months ago

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

3 months ago

I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

3 months ago

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

3 months ago

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

3 months ago

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

3 months ago

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

3 months ago