18 Funny dude quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like you're universally consistent 😂💫 #FallenStarStatus"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

  Commentary:
  "Why are you taking up prime brain real estate before I've had my coffee? ☕️💭🤦‍♀️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

  Commentary:
  When your DMs turn into a one-man show 🎭📱—talk about a solo act! 😂 Guess some guys just prefer having a private audience. Keep that inbox entertained! 🎉🤣

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: where you can have a full-blown conversation with yourself and suddenly find a whole cheer squad of random strangers joining in 🤪👏 #EchoChamber"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

  Commentary:
  "Adding 'with all dude respect' instantly transforms even the most questionable statement into a polite bro-ffirmation 🤙🕶️ Just like that, you can maintain your chill vibes while sprinkling a hint of sarcasm into the mix 😏🤣 #BroEtiquette101"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Dudes be named Will but won’t.

  Commentary:
  🤷‍♂️ When you meet a guy named Will who constantly says "I won't," it really makes you wonder… Will he or won't he? The eternal mystery of the Wills in our lives! 😂 #WillHeOrWontHe

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  4 months ago

  Share →: May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

  Commentary:
  "May her tire get flat with a dude who can't change it. Talk about a road trip gone wrong! 🤣🚗 #KarmaIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're ordering from the all-you-can-eat menu of chaos tonight 🍔🍕🍟 Better make sure our appetites can handle it! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's laying down the law with some 'Golden Rule' vibes! 😂 Watch out, folks – pick your battles wisely, or you might just end up on the receiving end of karma! 🤷‍♂️ #TreatOthersAsYouWantToBeTreated"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a solidarity cry in the produce aisle 🍎👶 Sometimes you just need to let it all out, even if it's over expired yogurt and long checkout lines! Hang in there, little buddy, adulthood hits hard! 😂"

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