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Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

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Time machine? You mean a clock?

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

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I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

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Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

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“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

Live now on X:

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

Spotted on Snapchat:

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Going viral on Twitch:

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Reported on Facebook:

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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Share →: Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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"Looks like the Pharaohs were just trying to slide into the afterlife in style! 🌊😎 Who knew that crossing their hands was the ancient Egyptian version of getting ready for a day at the water park? 💦🎢 Just imagine, forever riding those infinite water slides… sounds like a pretty 'pharaohtastic' eternity! 😂"

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Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

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Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

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“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

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All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

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If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

Going viral on Telegram:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

Shared recently on X:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Trending via Snapchat:

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Just shared via Reddit:

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

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