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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

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Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Trending via Facebook:

The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

Trending via WeChat:

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Trending via Messenger:

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Reported on X:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

Trending via Instagram:

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

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Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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Spotted on Messenger:

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Reported on Reddit:

Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

Live now on TikTok:

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

Going viral on TikTok:

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

Live now on Instagram:

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Going viral on Twitch:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

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