I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

Commentary:
"Who are we kidding? Those ‘energy bars’ are practically just candy in disguise! 🍫💪 Time to face the sweet reality and embrace the sugar rush in the name of ‘health’. 😂 #CandyBarConfessions"

Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

Commentary:
Oh, how times have changed! 🐦💪 Seems like those canaries were ahead of the health food trend back in the day! Next thing you know, they'll be serving avocado toast to the goldfish! 🥑🐠 #BackToTheGrains