Commentary:
"Who are we kidding? Those ‘energy bars’ are practically just candy in disguise! 🍫💪 Time to face the sweet reality and embrace the sugar rush in the name of ‘health’. 😂 #CandyBarConfessions"
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I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.
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Feb 1, 2025

Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.
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Jan 23, 2025
Commentary:
Oh, how times have changed! 🐦💪 Seems like those canaries were ahead of the health food trend back in the day! Next thing you know, they'll be serving avocado toast to the goldfish! 🥑🐠 #BackToTheGrains