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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Adulting is realizing Monday is a better ‘off day’ than Friday.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

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Trending via Threads:

Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

Seen just now on Instagram:

You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

Just landed via Slack:

Being awake is the worst.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

Going viral on TikTok:

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

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Panties is such a weird word. Panties. I can’t say it sexy.

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29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

73 shares on Instagram this month:

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

47 shares on Discord this month:

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

20 shares on Discord this month:

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

75 shares on YouTube this month:

I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

59 shares on X this month:

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

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In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

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Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.

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Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

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A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

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Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

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Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

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Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

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Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

People should come with warning labels.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

Trending via TikTok:

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

Going viral on Discord:

Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

Going viral on Twitch:

My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

Just shared via TikTok:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

Just shared via WeChat:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Live now on TikTok:

I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

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