146 Funny entertainment quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

  Commentary:
  "If concert tickets reflected your love, I'd be paying in hugs and snacks! 🎟️❤️🍿🎶"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

  Commentary:
  "When your Saturday night plans include learning survival skills… just in case! 🧟‍♂️📺😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

  Commentary:
  "Taking notes for my 'how not to plan a weekend' guide! 🍿🕵️‍♂️🔍"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, trading thumb workouts for intense couch marathons! 📱➡️📺 #BalanceRestored"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

  Commentary:
  "Without earphones on a long journey, it's like I'm in the prison of my own thoughts! 🎧🚫🛤️ #EarphoneOrBust"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

  Commentary:
  "Waiting for the plot twist where the American Pope is also a crime-fighting detective! 😂📺✝️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

  Commentary:
  "May the best Roomba win! 🏆🤖 Battle of the suction cups! Who will claim the floor? 🤺😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

  Commentary:
  "Right?! I mean, there's no way all those talented aliens are just extras! 👽🎬 #GiveAliensCredit"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

  Commentary:
  She clocked out, kicked her feet up, and said “let’s see how this episode ends” 😇🍿📺

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

  Commentary:
  Picture this: every elevator ride turning into a secret agent mission! 🕵️‍♂️🎶 Suddenly, the daily grind feels like an action blockbuster. Who needs Hollywood when your building's got the soundtrack for stealth mode? 🚀🎬😂

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