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Sir Lancelot better start training or risk becoming Sir Limpy on live TV! ⚔️📺😂
214 Funny entertainment quotes
Excited for my husband to get back from his trip, so I can sit him down for a little presentation of all the internet videos I saved for him to watch.
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"Welcome back, dear! Get comfy, because it's time for our internet marathon! 🎥🍿😂"
Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.
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Nickels were the original fidget spinners! 😂🪙
My life is a movie, and it has a 47% on Rotten Tomatoes.
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Sounds like a cult classic in the making! 🍿🎬😂
I hate finishing a series that I enjoyed, because what now?
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When you finish a series and suddenly feel like your life's in the 'buffering' zone 📺🤔🍿
People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.
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Spending 6 hours doomscrolling is just part of my daily workout routine for my thumb 😂📱🏋️♂️#InternetOlympics
I hate being a wage slave. I want to be a streamer that does nothing but react to videos all day, and then complain about how hard my life is.
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Living the dream: getting paid to watch cat videos and calling it "work." 🐱🎥😅
To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.
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Swapping pixels for giggles? Count me in! 📱➡️😄💃
Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.
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Adding my own director's commentary with a side of laser precision 🎬🔦😂
I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.
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Stranger Things: 0, Adult Entertainment Writers: 1 🏆😂📜