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Looks like I'm the captain of the S.S. Optimism, sailing straight into the iceberg of reality! 🚢🤔🧊
65 Funny fact quotes
Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.
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Why do I suddenly feel a deep connection with ants? 🐜 Pro-level procrastination inspiration! 🙌😄
I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.
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Facts and fun are fighting a constant battle in my brain, but the fun part usually sneaks in a victory lap around Friday evening! 🧠🎉😂
Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.
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So they had both dolls and horsepower in the family! Talk about a match made in toy heaven. 🚗👠💕
The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.
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Maybe they were colorblind and needed a little guidance from the veggies! 🧅🤷♂️🌈